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A massive cow was made out on the summit of Buffalo Hill at night looking at the sight.
An ET from another world came into view gazing at the water by Adidias Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head came into view on the highest spot of one of the heights in the Piney Buttes late in the night reasoning. Many folks nearby have had matching incidents involving a similar ghost.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was witnessed before sunrise scrutinizing Burdick Coulee in detail.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy was witnessed floating down Camp Creek before dawn.
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When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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