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An army uniform pacing about with no body in it may be seen time and again in the early morning hours rushing after a passing Honda on a dark road close to Hilger.
The spirit of a civil war warrior has now and then been distinguished in the middle of Boyd Creek howling. Lots of local residents claim this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy people who have the guts to disrupt the calm in Hilger.
A space man from outer space is sometimes made out mowing the lawn in the front garden of a home in Hilger.
A huge bunny has allegedly been spotted on several instances by a person hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Hilger.
A space alien can sometimes be observed sitting in an armchair in a trailer in Hilger.
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Ghost Sightings From Hilger
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Ghost Sightings From Hilger
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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