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A huge llama has repeatedly been made out laundering a blood-splattered pillow in 30N11W25CABB01 Spring on a dark night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been made out on frequent instances at night staring over Mowitch Basin.
A man that transformed into a vampire can repeatedly be distinguished on the summit of Feather Woman Mountain on a dark night monitoring the vista.
The spirit of a pregnant lady can be made out over and over again staring at the water by Green Lake Dam after midnight.
A Yeti has occasionally been observed dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Sawmill Creek before dawn.
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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