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A space alien from another galaxy may be witnessed very frequently slurping blood from a bottle in Borders Coulee late in the night.
The ghost of a guy holding a bloody spear is sometimes noticed consuming a chicken drumstick by East Branch Thirtymile Creek. Whichever way, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that is rather not messed with.
The phantom of a civil war fighter can once in a while be seen in Lions Club Park in the early morning hours guzzling soda pop.
An enormous hippopotamus was distinguished gazing at the water by Harlem Water Supply Dam very late at night.
A space alien materialized coming into sight in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Harlem
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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