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These are some lies we made up about Geraldine.
The martian captain of a UFO has now and then been perceived by Thurston Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water.
A gigantic dog is sometimes made out by Mud Springs late at night carrying a cranium.
An martian explorer from another world has allegedly been noticed on many instances yelling in Kelley Creek.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack gripping a large axe may once in a while be observed in Mud Spring Coulee after midnight trying to articulate something. Whatever folks express, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.
A space man from planet Saturn was made out shining a lantern up on Buckskin Butte.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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