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These are some lies we made up about Garryowen.
The martian technician of a flying saucer is sometimes made out hurling boulders into the current at South Fork Reno Creek on a dark night.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady can once in a while be witnessed floating in the air like a cloud in Garryowen.
A gigantic mouse has often been spotted struggling to express something in Rosebud Battlefield State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A pitch black snake that shifted shape into a female is repeatedly spotted in a hardware store in the Garryowen area.
An ET from planet Mars has been said to have been observed on a few instances crawling out of a manhole on a Garryowen road on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Garryowen
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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