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These are some lies we made up about Floweree.
The ghost of a lady having letters etched into her hand is often spotted at Charlotts Webb Dam late in the night sipping blood from a glass.
A space man from the cosmos is rumored to have been distinguished on a few occasions after midnight flying over Black Horse Lake Flat.
A colossal camel can frequently be seen having a piece of bread in Blackfeet Gulch very late at night.
A space invader has every now and then been perceived in a building in Floweree.
An extremely large civet is from time to time distinguished in Giant Springs State Park at the ranger station smoking a pipe.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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