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These are some lies we made up about Florence.
An enormous burro was distinguished contemplating beside 01 Spring 10N19W30CD very late at night.
A Centrosaurus appeared staring down into the water at Antrim Point on a dark night.
A partially rotten human body was witnessed moving orbs about in Dry Gulch at night. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of additional reports of this individual ghost. According to the locals, this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Florence in the past.
A very large hog was noticed appearing bloodcurdling in Ravalli National Wildlife Refuge at night.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been noticed gazing irritably at the witness at Auriga Dam around midnight.
A gigantic iguana is regularly noticed by Ambrose Creek screaming at the bystander to be off.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been seen on a few occasions staggering through an apartment in Florence.
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Ghost Sightings From Florence
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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