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These are some lies we made up about Fairfield.
A gargantuan giraffe has once in a while been perceived standing by a deserted highway close to Fairfield.
A huge gemsbok is now and then witnessed staring angrily at the witness up on the top of Moehler Hill.
A very large okapi has been witnessed on many occasions in Dipping Tank Creek going bananas.
The martian technician of a UFO can sometimes be spotted by Costly Coulee Reservoir Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
A space man from the Moon has regularly been distinguished in Anderson Coulee in the early morning hours mounding bricks.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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