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These are some lies we made up about East Helena.
Galileo has once in a while been observed in Kennedy Park at night covering a cadaver by a large boulder.
The martian pilot of a UFO is every now and then seen staring at the water by Helena Valley Dam late at night.
A gargantuan aardvark can from time to time be distinguished talking into the thin air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A colossal ape was spotted dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Corral Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a lady with numbers engraved into her back became visible walking a Bulldog very late at night on a shady East Helena street. The bystander ran away immediately after he spotted the spirit.
A female with larvae crawling out of her mouth emerged mounding bricks up on Little Butte. When the witness became visible the ghost ran off.
The spirit of a lady with a stiletto in her chest was distinguished in Clark Gulch before sunrise swallowing blood from a mug. The
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arrival of the bystander scared the ghost who then vanished.
Frankenstein's Monster was perceived down at Guillot Springs after midnight searching for a book.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world has regularly been noticed peeping through building windows in East Helena in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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ghost of a shackled up lady is repeatedly distinguished watching movies in an East Helena living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant shrew may frequently be observed reading a newspaper in Helena National Forest right by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From East Helena
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Ghost Sightings From East Helena
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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