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The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft has frequently been spotted hanging out in a neglected building in East Glacier Park.
A space invader from Jupiter is frequently made out chucking chunks of concrete into the flow at Box Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The Mothman has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions scrutinizing Mettler Coulee in detail at night.
A space alien from space can regularly be perceived up on Bald Hill frightening folks.
The phantom of a gentleman hauling a sword can be perceived over and over again shouting names of people at Lower Two Medicine Dam at the stroke of midnight. In any event, it certainly is a chilling phantom that any reasonable person would not want to bump into.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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