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These are some lies we made up about Dutton.
Vasco da Gama was perceived on the summit of Bosseler Ridge late at night monitoring the vista.
A massive aardvark materialized reading a magazine in Railroad Coulee before dawn.
The ghost of a delivery man was perceived enjoying the vista at Robbie Dam before dawn. The watcher ran away right after he made out the ghost.
An ET from another solar system was perceived drifting by on Muddy Creek at midnight.
A guy's body having the head of a donkey was witnessed staggering through a Dutton vicinity cemetery. When the watcher appeared the phantom fled. Residents argue that this spirit loves frightening foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the serenity in Dutton. Nonetheless, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours.
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Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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