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These are some lies we made up about Dodson.
A space man is regularly seen in Fort Belknap Indian Reservation at midnight dragging a cadaver through some bushes.
An extremely large steer can frequently be witnessed dragging a body from the freezing water of South Fork Peoples Creek very late at night.
A headless gentleman may be spotted repeatedly up on the highest spot of Black Butte twinkling a lantern.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has now and then been perceived in Allen Coulee after midnight frightening people.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform is every so often distinguished being in an empty dwelling in Dodson.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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