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These are some lies we made up about Dixon.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft may once in a while be perceived in the center of East Fork Revais Creek trying to find a photo.
A colossal skunk has often been spotted in the early morning hours soaring over McDonald Basin.
A large frightening dragon is often perceived up on Blackrock Peak smoking a cigar.
A big chilling ghost is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions near 1 Spring 18N21W09CDA at the stroke of midnight conversing into the night.
An enormous goat can often be distinguished relaxing at a coffee table in a Dixon home reading a newsletter.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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