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These are some lies we made up about Divide.
An alien from planet Venus can be noticed very frequently repositioning orbs about in Fleecer Mountain Wildlife Management Area before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has from time to time been spotted gazing over Butler Meadow late at night.
A gigantic squirrel is once in a while observed heaving pieces of wood into the stream at Canyon Creek late in the night.
The creepy ghost of a Viking has allegedly been noticed on a few instances on the peak of Charcoal Mountain late in the night studying the scenery.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer can now and then be observed snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Divide.
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Ghost Sightings From Divide
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Ghost Sightings From Divide
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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