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These are some lies we made up about Dillon.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy emerged conversing into the night as if somebody else was in attendance.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was noticed staring through trailer windows in Dillon at night.
An extremely large donkey has frequently been witnessed hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Barrett Creek before dawn.
A lady having the head of a beast is regularly distinguished in the early morning hours checking out Badger Gulch in detail.
A lady grasping her head beside her arm is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions at the stroke of midnight fluttering over Horse Prairie.
The ghost of a youthful woman sporting a blood-splattered prom dress can often be spotted up on the pinnacle of Bachelor Mountan smoking a pipe. A number of of those who live here declare this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local person who used to live here in Dillon.
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spirit of a 12 feet high enormous giant may be distinguished very frequently soaring over the Rocky Hills after midnight. It's been alleged that this individual ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Dillon local resident.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent has from time to time been made out trying to find another ghost
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in Bannack State Park near the park headquarters. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Dillon a long time ago.
A person with a skeleton face sporting shadowy robes is once in a while perceived watching shows in a Dillon living room in the early morning hours. Local people who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Dillon some time ago.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is rumored to have been observed on many instances browsing through garbage container on a Dillon avenue.
A wandering ghost can every now and then be seen in Craters Of The Moon National Monument outside the park headquarters looking. One thing is for certain, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that is better not disrupted.
Count Dracula has repeatedly been distinguished on a Dillon residential street late in the night.
The spirit of an aircraft pilot is often seen suspended in the air like
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a hot-air balloon in Dillon. A woman who lives here asserts that this spirit gets pleasure from scaring folks who come searching for spirits in Dillon.
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Ghost Sightings From Dillon
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Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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