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These are some lies we made up about Denton.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions in Denton City Park before dawn pulling a cadaver through some bushes.
An ET from another world can now and then be made out by Coyote Creek turning toward the onlooker.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been distinguished at Tutsch Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours howling at the eye witness to beat it.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has allegedly been observed on a few instances laundering a bloody shirt in 1 Spring 18N13E36AAA in the early morning hours.
A man having the head of a demon can regularly be observed heading a lead visit of Alton Bench to a cluster of ghosts late at night. In any case, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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