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These are some lies we made up about Deer Lodge.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has often been noticed by an old man fishing by a lake outside Deer Lodge. In any event, this is an unsympathetic spirit that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
A young-looking girl having on a bloody prom dress is known to have been made out on several instances in Central Park before dawn sniveling.
A massive pig may repeatedly be spotted in Cottonwood Draw in the early morning hours before sunrise howling.
A massive pony may be witnessed repeatedly floating along Baggs Creek after midnight.
A gentleman with a machete in his head has occasionally been spotted sitting in a beanbag in a residence in Deer Lodge. Folks here assert that this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Deer Lodge long ago.
A guy's body with the head of a bear is every so often perceived by Lost Creek State Park scaring folks.
The ghost of a guy gripping a sword has supposedly
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been observed on one or two occasions moving orbs around next to a streetlamp in Deer Lodge. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
A woman with worms crawling out of her eye sockets may now and then be observed rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Deer Lodge house very
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late at night. Whatever people state, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The phantom of a woman with a stiletto in her chest was perceived looking at folks in a Deer Lodge residence through an air vent. This is one of those ghosts that is made out very frequently in the vicinity. One of the folks who live here definitely says that this ghost might be a well-known yesteryear dweller of Deer Lodge.
An extremely large kitten emerged walking by a gloomy highway near Deer Lodge.
A space invader from planet Mars was spotted swallowing diesel from a pump at a refueling station in Deer Lodge.
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Ghost Sightings From Deer Lodge
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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