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These are some lies we made up about Dayton.
An alien from space was distinguished smoking a pipe by Chief Cliff.
A cyclop was perceived next to the water at Big Arm reading a tabloid.
A gargantuan boar has regularly been distinguished at Big Arm State Park gripping a headbone.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship is repeatedly witnessed at Bickford Spring in the early morning hours screaming.
An extremely large gorilla has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions standing by a secluded road near Dayton.
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Ghost Sightings From Dayton
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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