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These are some lies we made up about Darby.
An martian voyager from outer space may repeatedly be seen in Blacktail Gulch very late at night going nuts.
The armor of a medieval knight with no human inside can be noticed over and over again in Darby Park before sunrise dragging a body across the dirt. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A sasquatch has every now and then been seen on the peak of Grouse Butte at the stroke of midnight gazing at the sight.
The ghost of a female with a sack fastened around her head is now and then seen late at night stopping by Hart Bench.
A space man from another planet has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions looking at the water by Como Lake Dam at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Darby
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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