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These are some lies we made up about Dagmar.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances enjoying the view at Black Out Dam after midnight.
The ghost of an aged hag was spotted drifting by on Cottonwood Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other nearby. According to what the locals claim, this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Dagmar. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy appeared performing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Dagmar mobile home.
An ET from another solar system was spotted in a Dagmar school late at night pacing the halls.
A massive koala came into sight in a mirror in a Dagmar home; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Dagmar
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Ghost Sightings From Dagmar
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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