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These are some lies we made up about Cut Bank.
The ghost of a chained up guy came into sight performing a song on a piano in a Cut Bank building. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been a handful of additional stories of this particular ghost.
The martian commander of a flying saucer was made out in a mirror in a Cut Bank mobile home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a youthful female drenched in blood was spotted trying to find a map next to a parked VW in a Cut Bank parking lot before dawn. This is one of those phantoms that is made out frequently in the vicinity.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest has regularly been witnessed at Hagerty Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the landscape. According to what the locals argue, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Cut Bank local person.
A dinosaur is frequently witnessed at Spring Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing bricks
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into the current.
An ET from planet Mars is rumored to have been made out on many occasions in Big Rock Coulee on a dark night sobbing.
A massive peccary can often be spotted shouting before sunrise on a park bench in Cut Bank.
The Wizard of Oz can be witnessed very frequently marching through a building in Cut Bank.
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ET from another galaxy has sometimes been perceived striding through an apartment right next door to Cut Bank.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally made out at a pay phone in Cut Bank making a phone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Cut Bank
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Ghost Sightings From Cut Bank
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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