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These are some lies we made up about Custer.
A colossal civet is every now and then noticed mid stream in Antelope Creek attempting to snatch something.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has been spotted on a small number of instances up on the pinnacle of Bender Hill contemplating.
The ghost of a youthful guy in a rain coat may sometimes be spotted looking across Sevenmile Flat at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars was noticed calling out people's names in Carson Coulee very late at night.
A decapitated man came into view staring at the water by Yellow Haired Custer Dam before sunrise. The ghost did not appear to be worried by the bystanders. One thing is for sure, it is indisputably a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Custer
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Ghost Sightings From Custer
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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