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These are some lies we made up about Culbertson.
The phantom of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform is repeatedly made out staring in Bruegger Centennial Park before dawn. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a street bum has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances trying to grasp something up on the apex of Sugar Top Hill. According to the local residents, this ghost may very well be a celebrated yesteryear local of Culbertson. Any which way, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a youthful female covered in blood may regularly be observed meditating mid stream in Big Muddy Creek.
A space invader from another world has every so often been perceived staring at the water by Corvette Dam on a dark night.
A huge dog is every now and then noticed struggling out from a manhole on a Culbertson avenue at night.
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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