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A frightening skeleton is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Crow Agency building at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has frequently been witnessed at the stroke of midnight studying Brush Coulee in detail.
An ET from outer space is repeatedly seen sobbing by Custer Creek.
A space alien may often be perceived staring at the panorama from the summit of Abbots Urn on a dark night.
A glowing human figure can be distinguished over and over again concealing a body by a big rock in Little Bighorn Battlefield National Monument at the stroke of midnight. Residents declare that this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long departed Crow Agency local.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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