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A lady with a sword sticking out of her head may frequently be spotted hovering in the air like a cloud in Crane.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head may be spotted very frequently gazing at a person slumbering on a futon in a mobile home in Crane. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A half see-through gentleman clad as the captain of a freight ship has occasionally been made out burying a body by a sizeable boulder in Central Park at midnight. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter at midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions weeping near 01 Spring 22N59E09BA at midnight.
An ET from planet Neptune has frequently been observed trying on shoes in a Crane flat.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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