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These are some lies we made up about Corvallis.
An alien from outer space was made out struggling to say something in Charleys Gulch before sunrise.
A space alien emerged twinkling a kerosene lamp by Birch Creek.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was made out up on the top of Chaffin Butte pondering. This individual ghost has been noticed time and again in this area. One of the local residents decisively says that this phantom could be a celebrated past dweller of Corvallis. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a creepy spirit that you wouldn't wish to come across at midnight.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship emerged seeking a photo by a parked Pontiac in a Corvallis parking lot in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in an armed forces uniform was distinguished in a Corvallis area grocery store, striding the aisles. There have been further reports on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. Whatever folks express,
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this spirit certainly is scary; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head was observed in American Legion Park before dawn facing the observer. Other stories of this ghost have been described. Some of the people who live in this town claim this ghost is in all probability the undeceased
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ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Corvallis. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extremely large rabbit is often perceived at the stroke of midnight staring across Poverty Flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Corvallis
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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