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These are some lies we made up about Cooke City.
The ghost of an airline pilot is repeatedly distinguished hauling a body through some bushes in Cooke City Historical Marker around midnight.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances in Bull of the Woods Pass around midnight destroying a box.
An alien traveler from another world can repeatedly be noticed before dawn hovering across Ram Pasture.
Ferdinand Magellan may be noticed repeatedly staggering from mobile home to mobile home around midnight on a Cooke City street.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a big axe has once in a while been observed on a dark night checking out Alp Rock. Regardless of what folks utter, it's a creepy phantom that you do not want to run into late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cooke City
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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