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These are some lies we made up about Conrad.
A space man from planet Jupiter has occasionally been perceived trying on a hat in a Conrad house.
Julius Ceasar is every now and then witnessed poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Conrad.
A large creepy ghost is known to have been seen on several occasions going bananas in Abel Park in the early morning hours. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Conrad.
A gargantuan hedgehog can now and then be witnessed hurling stones in Big Flat Coulee around midnight.
A colossal cat was distinguished before dawn drifting along on Spring Creek.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a confederate uniform came into sight sipping blood from a bottle at Aldebaran Dam at night. Many people close by have had identical happenings involving the same ghost.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was observed searching for a shoe up on Sam George Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Conrad
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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