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These are some lies we made up about Conner.
A terrifying being can be made out very frequently smoking a cigar at Boulder Falls at the stroke of midnight. Residents assert that this ghost loves startling people who come looking for ghosts in Conner.
A giant polar bear has now and then been noticed reading a book in a motor boat on Chaffin Lake.
The ghost of a zinc-miner is occasionally perceived at Tamarack Lake Dam in the early morning hours hauling a human skull. A person who lives here alleges that this phantom may be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Conner long ago. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
William Shakespeare has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions in Bitterroot National Forest after midnight camping.
A female with a partly translucent body can from time to time be distinguished gazing up on Bare Peak. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Conner
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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