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A colossal platypus has sometimes been seen hauling a body from the ice cold water of Barber Creek late at night.
An ET from planet Mercury has been spotted on several occasions gazing over Smith Flats on a dark night.
Cinderella has frequently been observed in a flat near Condon.
The phantom of a youthful female dressed as a house keeper is frequently witnessed in Glacier Sloughs around midnight attempting to dump a cadaver. Regardless of what folks express, this spirit sure is terrifying; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may often be witnessed gazing at the sight from the summit of Elk Creek Point on a dark night. Residents who have noticed this spirit say this spirit is that of a local person who existed here in Condon long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Condon
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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