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The ghost of a teen girl can from time to time be spotted twinkling a flash light in Columbus Historical Marker before sunrise.
A gigantic salamander was perceived sitting on a couch in a flat in Columbus.
A huge bat showed up terrifying folks beneath a streetlight in Columbus.
A shape with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes was spotted yelling names by Bensons Bluff. The ghost spoke of revenging a homicide.
A wandering ghost came into view pointing at the witness up on the peak of Wash Bowl Butte. The viewer was terrified and ran off. Nonetheless, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that should be let alone.
A gargantuan gemsbok was made out at night gazing across Flaherty Flat.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter has often been witnessed flinging boulders into the flowing water at Bearpaw Creek before dawn. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbus
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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