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These are some lies we made up about Columbia Falls.
An ET from the Moon is every so often noticed staring at an old man snoozing on a mattress in a mobile home in Columbia Falls.
An alien from outer space is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Cedar Creek late at night.
Marco Polo was made out in a restaurant in the Columbia Falls neighborhood.
A huge alpaca showed up struggling out of a storm drain on a Columbia Falls street around midnight.
A wandering ghost was spotted trying to locate a photo down next to Schafer Springs very late at night. The arrival of the viewer alarmed the ghost who then disappeared. Folks here who have spotted this spirit assert this spirit may very well be a famous yesteryear native of Columbia Falls.
The phantom of a plane pilot was witnessed in Bad Rock Canyon Historical Marker at night hauling a cadaver over rocks. The ghost talked about avenging a homicide.
A sphinx was made out
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gazing at the water by Cedar Creek Dam late at night.
A giant fish has frequently been witnessed in Badrock Canyon before sunrise smoking a pipe.
An extremely large moose is known to have been seen on frequent occasions reading a magazine up on the peak of Columbia Mountain.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a sizeable
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axe may frequently be witnessed playing a tune on an accordion in a Columbia Falls house. A local resident asserts that this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Columbia Falls resident.
An extraterrestrial can be observed time and again in a mirror in a Columbia Falls building; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
The terrifying ghost of a Barbarian has now and then been distinguished in a building in the vicinity of Columbia Falls.
Christopher Columbus is every now and then seen looking for a map beneath a parked car in a Columbia Falls parking lot before dawn.
A gargantuan hamster has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances meditating in Glacier National Park quite near the park headquarters.
An enormous horse can once in a while be noticed in Big Arm State Park right by the ranger station scaring folks.
An martian tourist from space has often been observed in a Columbia Falls area auto part store, striding the aisles.
A frightening skeleton is often noticed looking scary
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around midnight by a mailbox in Columbia Falls. One of the folks who live here firmly alleges that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Columbia Falls in the past.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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