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These are some lies we made up about Colstrip.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object can regularly be spotted in a residence near Colstrip.
A massive armadillo can be made out time and again at Castle Rock Reservoir Dam around midnight enjoying the vista.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform has from time to time been observed in Antelope Park at night pulling a cadaver over the grass.
A colossal skunk is occasionally noticed seeking a bag next to a parked vehicle in a Colstrip parking lot late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars can now and then be distinguished turning toward the observer up on the pinnacle of Eagle Rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Colstrip
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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