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These are some lies we made up about Cohagen.
A beheaded guy was witnessed smoking a pipe in the middle of Duck Creek. When the spirit was made out it faded away into the thin air. In any case, this is an antagonistic spirit that any normal person wouldn't wish to run into.
An extremely large elk was distinguished by Petitt Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
An alien vacationer from another planet has regularly been perceived late in the night studying Nighten Helser Coulee in detail.
A huge marten is repeatedly witnessed up on Phillips Buttes sniveling.
An ET from the cosmos has supposedly been observed on a few occasions looking at Hell Creek State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Cohagen
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Ghost Sightings From Cohagen
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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