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The ghost of an elderly guy with a long white beard has allegedly been observed on several instances taking in the landscape at Cafe Mocha Dam before sunrise.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship may once in a while be made out stopping by Arrow Creek Bench before sunrise.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head is regularly distinguished sipping water from 01 Spring 18N12E13AD in the early morning hours.
A gigantic musk-ox has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions startling people by Cowboy Creek.
The phantom of a female with a sack strapped around her head may regularly be observed in a shoe store in the Coffee Creek neighborhood. Either way, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that you would not want to encounter at midnight.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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