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These are some lies we made up about Clyde Park.
A space man from planet Venus is often observed hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Adair Creek after midnight.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been observed on several occasions down by _01 Spring 01N10E35B before dawn carrying a human skull.
A beheaded woman can be made out very often up on Sheep Mountain howling. Residents here who have seen this ghost allege this ghost might be a recognized days gone by dweller of Clyde Park.
A space invader has from time to time been perceived in G Street Park late at night trying to utter something.
A minotaur is every now and then distinguished gardening in the side yard of an apartment in Clyde Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Clyde Park
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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