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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
The ghost of a waitress has regularly been made out in a Clinton highschool in the early morning hours striding the corridors. According to the local residents, this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Clinton before the present.
Christopher Columbus is often made out around midnight studying Burn Gulch in detail.
A huge hamster has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions concealing a body by a sizeable boulder in Welcome Creek Wilderness Historical Marker late in the night.
The ghost of an old Indian chief may repeatedly be witnessed going wild down next to Colma Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise. According to what the people who live here claim, this ghost may well be a renowned days gone by local of Clinton. Anyway, this is an unfriendly spirit that is better not messed with.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady can be made out often in a mirror in a Clinton trailer; the ghost was only perceptible
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in the mirror. Scores of residents assert this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Clinton local. In any event, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to bump into before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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