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These are some lies we made up about Clancy.
A guy's body having the head of an animal is every so often spotted trying to find another ghost down at 08N03W16ACAA01 Spring at night. In any case, it's sure a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer has been witnessed on frequent instances sniveling mid stream in Badger Creek.
A space alien from planet Neptune can sometimes be observed scrutinizing Browns Gulch in detail after midnight.
A womanly shape has repeatedly been witnessed at Northern Pacific Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the scenery. One of the folks who live here determinedly declares that this ghost likes terrifying folks who come trying to find ghosts in Clancy.
A space man from space is frequently spotted staring at the vista from the top of Mount Ascension in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances very late at night fluttering across
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the Elkhorn Mountains.
A giant jerboa can be made out repeatedly in Boy With a Leaking Boot Statue in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a body over rocks.
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Ghost Sightings From Clancy
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Ghost Sightings From Clancy
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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