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These are some lies we made up about Choteau.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has often been observed on a Choteau street on a dark night. One of the folks who live here confidently declares that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Choteau some decades ago. No matter what, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that any normal person wouldn't want to bump into.
The spirit of a gold-miner is regularly distinguished hovering in the air like a balloon in Choteau. A number of of the folks here assert this ghost may perhaps be a recognized days gone by resident of Choteau. No matter what folks articulate, this is an unpleasant spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A sphinx has allegedly been observed on several instances tossing chunks of concrete into the stream at Agency Creek late in the night.
The phantom of a man outfitted as a gas station attendant may often be perceived at midnight examining Cashman Coulee in detail. One thing's for guaranteed, it's
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a frightening ghost that is preferably not upset.
The spirit of a guy sporting a law enforcement outfit can be noticed repeatedly looking at the view from the highest spot of Priest Butte on a dark night.
An extremely large finch has now and then been spotted down beside Agency Spring on a dark night gripping a cranium.
A sizeable scary giant is every now and then spotted concealing a cadaver by a big rock in Freezout Lake Wildlife Management Area around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Choteau
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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