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A man that turned into a vampire showed up at a public phone in Chinook making a telephone call. The ghost mentioned revenging a killing. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from planet Pluto was spotted striding through a Chinook vicinity graveyard.
A glowing human shape was distinguished in Battle of Bears Paw Historical Marker in the early morning hours trying to find a man. The viewer was terrified and ran away. One thing's for sure, this is a nasty ghost that should be avoided.
A space man from another planet was seen exploring Black Coulee in detail at midnight.
The ghost of a youthful man sporting a jacket has regularly been witnessed floating along on Dry Fork Battle Creek around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Chinook
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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