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These are some lies we made up about Chester.
A large frightening beast can be spotted very frequently piling boulders in Chester City Park late in the night.
A space man from another solar system has every now and then been spotted obliterating a photo in Alma Coulee at night.
An alien is once in a while distinguished by Gagnon Reservoir Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A gargantuan beaver has allegedly been observed on a few occasions staggering through a home in Chester.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy was made out being carried by a stallion along a road outside Chester.
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Ghost Sightings From Chester
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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