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These are some lies we made up about Cascade.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady showed up drifting along on Allen Creek around midnight. Panic stricken by the onlookers the ghost fled into the darkness. Folks declare that this phantom enjoys frightening people who have the nerve to interrupt the tranquility in Cascade.
A colossal aardvark was observed by Tintinger Slough staring angrily at the observer.
The spirit of a youthful female dressed as a house keeper appeared staring at the water by Dana-Cameron Ranch Dam around midnight. This specific ghost has been observed very often in this place.
A space man was observed in Cherry Coulee on a dark night digging a hollow.
The ghost of a homeless guy was observed down next to _01 Spring 17N01E28C very late at night trashing a shoe. There have been numerous accounts about this ghost in the neighborhood. A resident declares that this ghost enjoys frightening people who come seeking ghosts in Cascade.
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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