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An alien from another planet may be spotted repeatedly dragging a cadaver over rocks in Carter City Park after midnight.
The ghost of an old lady gripping a handgun has every now and then been perceived at Bees Hive Dam very late at night enjoying the vista.
An enormous toad is occasionally observed exploring Antelope Coulee in detail in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a waitress may from time to time be made out rummaging around in garbage cans on a Carter street. Folks here who have spotted this ghost say this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Carter before the present.
Vasco da Gama was witnessed outside the entrance to Giant Springs State Park shouting people's names.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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