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These are some lies we made up about Cardwell.
An Icthyosaurus can be seen frequently in Father De Smet Historical Marker very late at night dragging a corpse through some bushes.
A space alien from another planet has sometimes been perceived studying Boulder Valley in detail on a dark night.
A gigantic panther is occasionally made out pulling up weeds in the front garden of a mobile home in Cardwell.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions before dawn glancing across Shaw Basin.
A lady alight, clutching a fuel container may once in a while be noticed quite near the entrance to Lewis and Clark Caverns State Park speaking into the air. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Cardwell
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Ghost Sightings From Cardwell
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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