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These are some lies we made up about Canyon Creek.
A guy with a spear in his head was witnessed at Big Mill Creek late in the night hurling chunks of concrete into the flow. This is one of those spirits that is spotted time and again nearby. A resident asserts that this phantom is that of a resident who lived here in Canyon Creek long ago. Anyway, it's a menacing spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
An martian traveler from another solar system was made out waving to cars in the middle of a shady highway close to Canyon Creek.
An ET from Mars is regularly seen mailing a packet at a Canyon Creek post office.
Aladdin may often be seen smoking a pipe at Gravelly Range Lake Dam very late at night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can be observed time and again watching the landscape from the pinnacle of Mount Belmont late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Canyon Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Canyon Creek
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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