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These are some lies we made up about Cameron.
Napoleon Bonaparte was witnessed in the rear seat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
A massive newt was spotted down next to 10S01E04CCCC01 Spring at the stroke of midnight shouting at the witness to be off.
A partly decayed human corpse is repeatedly observed going mad mid stream in Bad Luck Creek. Residents here who have spotted this phantom declare this phantom takes pleasure in startling foolish people who come trying to locate phantoms in Cameron.
A space invader from planet Venus is known to have been observed on several instances chucking pieces of wood in Raynolds Pass Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
A huge hartebeest may frequently be spotted glancing at the panorama from the top of Gold Butte very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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