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These are some lies we made up about Bynum.
An extremely large pig may be spotted repeatedly smoking a cigar in Miller Coulee in the early morning hours.
The alien pilot of a UFO is from time to time noticed reading a pamphlet in Blackleaf Creek.
An ET from Saturn can from time to time be noticed looking through apartment windows in Bynum after midnight.
A mermaid is frequently witnessed sniveling at Decuman Dam around midnight.
The ghost of an old prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions watching cable in a Bynum living room after midnight. Many locals say this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Bynum some time ago. In any case, it certainly is a scary ghost that you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bynum
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Ghost Sightings From Bynum
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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