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These are some lies we made up about Butte.
The ghost of a badly scorched lady has purportedly been seen on numerous occasions in a mirror in a Butte home; the spirit was solely observable in the mirror.
The ghost of a man having a word engraved into his nose may occasionally be observed in a building in close proximity to Butte. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that is preferably not interrupted.
A giant grizzly bear is frequently seen in a Butte area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
An alien from planet Pluto has been noticed on many occasions pulling a corpse from the cold water of Basin Creek late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another world may frequently be made out at Grove Gulch Dam after midnight looking at the vista.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter pulling a dead deer may be spotted over and over again cleaning a bloody pillow in 1 Spring 02N07W04DCC in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young lady with a
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line around her neck has once in a while been observed hovering over Decker Flats after midnight. One of the locals decisively asserts that this ghost may very well be a famous yesteryear resident of Butte.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every so often observed in Alumni Field before sunrise carrying a headbone.
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extraordinarily frightening ghost is known to have been made out on numerous instances howling up on Big Butte. Several of those who live here allege this ghost is possibly the undead ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Butte.
An ET from Mars was perceived looking in Bear Gulch very late at night.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand came into sight trying to say something very late at night on a park bench in Butte. The spirit saluted the bystander. Whatever people utter, it's a terrifying ghost that you don't want to run into late in the night.
A Brachiosaurus came into sight strolling through a building in Butte.
A huge iguana was perceived riding on a pony beside a road in close proximity to Butte.
An alien from the cosmos has regularly been witnessed frightening folks at the entrance to Beaverhead Rock State Park.
Snow White is often perceived staggering through a home near Butte.
A giant crocodile has supposedly been witnessed on several
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instances at a coin operated phone in Butte using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Butte
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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