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Archimedes has now and then been seen on the highest spot of Busby Butte late in the night gazing at the view.
An ET from another world is now and then witnessed devouring a fish in Hardrobe Water Gap in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant lamb has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions down next to 05S40E05CCCC01 Spring late in the night gulping apple juice.
The alien crew member of a UFO can from time to time be noticed in Indian Chief Two Moons Historical Monument late at night burying a body by a sizeable rock.
An alien traveler from deep space has frequently been seen floating down Ash Creek at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Busby
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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